Saturday, March 5, 2011

Definitions of a certain word, according to Urban Dictionary.

An open minded person that has a deep insight on the personalities of others. Highly respected and adored, a Nia could rule the masses. Always having something new and exciting to do, one can never get sick of a Nia, even if she killed a man. A Nia is also an intensly unbelievable kisser.


A sexy female with a nice juicy booty. Often stared at by white boys, grown ass men and black boys. Often hated on by fellow girls with no ass.


a sexy chick with a sexy bomb to drop on everyone. The sexiest thing alive. Shes got some sexy moves. Born like a godess Aphrodite like. Can be found in sexy town in Alabama.
Is as hot as Mexico, and damn shes good.



A sex magnet. A sex Goddess. Unbelievably irresistible.

A very fast outrageous swimmer. Said to even win a gold medal in the Olympics. The best at swimming

A Female who is said to win any sport.



Nia is a high-flown Narcissist, devoid of a basis for her bloated self importance, as she has lived a privileged, coddled life heretofore, and confuses superiority with early luck.


By means of sexual austerity, hyperbolic attempts to feign shyness, and (paradoxically) social network self-glorification, a Nia builds a primitive mystique, thereby seducing popularity among a cult of dim witted followers.


A recent study indicated that Nias may actually be robots, as they have tested capabilities at generating trite ideas and exploiting pop culture as a means to appear original, however items like empathy, a comprehension of human suffering, inner substance, and a pulse tested absent.


A Nia's blank slate personality obliges any idealized image you wish to project, making her most appealing to shallow persons who resent strong personalities, diversity, distinct characters, and authentic principals.


Nias claim merit for unearned titles. For example, she may call herself a Doctor, despite never even having earned an Associate's degree.

Nias can be found hiding behind big words and grandiose concepts.

Nias avoid genuine intimacy, humility, bright colors, vulgar discourse, Buddhism, shenanigans, and using citations when attempting to write academic-style.



Nerd. In. Action.

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